Was quite the experience. I documented the entire thing on twitter. Thank goodness I only had to be there for one day.


We had to write down an emergency contact on our Summons. The employees made sure we didn’t do this:

Emergency Contact: (insert name of ex-wife, ex-husband, etc)

Relationship: Pretty Rocky

I’m pretty tired. I feel like I’m coming down with something. I really hope that isn’t the case. I must be allergic to being at home.